I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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