I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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