wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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