doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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