I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The beer is more important than you right now.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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