chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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