my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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