i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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