Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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