In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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