so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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