I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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