Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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