the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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