I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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