I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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