I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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