It's Friday. Sex?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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