put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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