He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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