We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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