The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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