brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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