I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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