i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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