My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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