His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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