Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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