Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
