i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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