i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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