She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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