i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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