sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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