David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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