it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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