If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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