i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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