i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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