I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
