Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm bleeding and have questions
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