Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
