Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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