May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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