that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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