Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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