how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You should frame my arrest warrant.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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