i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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