I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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