STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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