Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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