everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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