I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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