I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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