I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.