In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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