The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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